“I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.”
| — | J.D. Salinger, A Boy in France |
Me and Zelda
Hello this is my cat Zelda.
She is 14 pounds of cuddly goodness.
She is also my only friend.
Vine: Who To Follow – Part 1
Vine is awesome, and The Artificial Selection Project is here to point you in the right direction. Check out some great “best of” clips from youtube.
Lemons. Hulk Hogan. Robert De Niro. Etc. From original characters to recurring skits and celebrity impressions, Will Sasso helped put Vine on the map.
Excuse me. Chris D’Elia has some observations and complaints that he would like to share.
Sometimes he just doesn’t care, but he’s always funny. The multi-talented Marcus Johns is at the top of Vine, and for good reason.
Brittany Furlan is the queen of Vine, and her fearless pursuit of funny is always entertaining.
Warning: Explicit (and hysterical) Content. Dirt Nasty AKA Simon Rex AKA Twin Steven is filthy and will make you feel guilty for how hard you laugh.
Excuse me, sir?
Monumento a Pío IX…
I want that pattern as wallpaper in my house.
(1/160s, f/13, ISO-100, 28mm)
Esta obra se erige en el poblado de Jamay, Jalisco, entre los años de 1875 y 1878. Mide aproximadamente 22 metros de altura.
Está elaborada en cal y canto, además de esculturas en barro cocido. Su base un octágono y ese número ocho se repite varias veces: 8 pregoneras, 8 columnas, 8 recuadros en el primer cuerpo con las cualidades personales del papa.
En el segundo cuerpo 8 cuadros con sus datos biográficos y en el tercer cuerpo 8 cuadros con los datos principales de su obra como Pontífice. Tiene una gran variedad de ornamentación y símbolos que se refieren al poder temporal y espiritual del Papa.
Ver esta foto en el mapa desde Panoramio
One Night Stands (NSFW)
So that just happened. No one and no movie really explains how this works to the detail, so I’m prepared to do so now.
First of all:
Small Talk
- Skip it – Nothing is more awkward then the two of you just standing around talking about you day and what class your taking and how’s school and ‘wow you look great’ bullshit. (I don’t care and I know you don’t either)
Music
- Use it – When it comes to having sex, music is always a must have in my bedroom. No one likes to be having sex and not have a jam to twerk too. Plus it totally takes away a fraction of the awkwardness and self-loathing you might be feeling.
Dude why aren’t you staying hard
- This one is fun, so he isn’t staying big and I am not getting ‘happy’ and he actually laughed.
Did you seriously just laugh
- Yes, yes he did – What kind of response to kissing you neck is a laugh, unless your ticklish – but he wasn’t – unless your sensitive – not that either. Because you’re a sarcastic asshole who doesn’t appreciate a good neck bite and then makes me look like a twat? Bingo.
Afterwards
- He lays down next to me after he finishes and again, laughs. Then rolls over and grabs my hip and tries to make out with me. Granted he is a terrible, awful, awful kisser. Awful.
If he’s an awful, awful kisser.
- Run.
- Because chances are he isn’t going to be good anywhere else, in experience; guys or girls who can not kiss can not fuck. Stop sucking on my lower lip like a damn animal.
- No stop sticking your tongue on the inside of my lip.
- I think he just blew into my mouth.
- Dude is my lip bleeding?
Then he asks me if I want a cigarette, so I say yes and I get up to go to the bathroom and when i come back he is staring at himself in the mirror, touching his business. Seriously? Then he goes to the bathroom, meanwhile I am putting my clothes back on cause things can not get more awkward than this. I love when I speak too soon. Because when we went to my porch to smoke, he started making that god damn small talk that I hate so much. And I got the feeling that he really wanted to leave, and ladies, when that feeling comes make sure you pursue it. Nothing is worse than staying longer than you have to, so smoke that cigarette – you deserve it champ – and kick the dick out.
Have no shame.
- You both know why he came over, so there is not reason to beat around the bush and keep him there longer then he needs to be.
- Mention something about work or school. It’s really, really cliche but it works haha I never thought it would be so easy to get out of something.
Moral of the story is I don’t think I will be having any O.N.S. in a very long time, I am hanging up my slut towel. At least for now.
Honestly I’m not sure if I should just keep holding on or let go. It’s stupid to hold onto something that just keeps hurting you, but it’s also stupid to let go of everything you’ve wanted.
I want
I want a nice guy, a guy who will sweep me off my feet, a guy who at 3 in the morning wakes up and decides he wants to go the beach, a guy whose hands are strong and rugged like he has been working all day.
Someone who is intelligent and knows about a 100 different things about stuff you’ve probably never even heard of.
Someone who looks at me and sees more than the average person, who sees inside of you without even trying.
Someone like the guy I just lost.
JOB INTERVIEW
I JUST GOT ASKED FOR A FACE TO FACE INTERVIEW IN NEW YORK CITY AT BAEBLE MUSIC I AM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD THANK GOD FOR THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
Wrecking Havoc 